MOSES & CLEOPATRA walk into a bar...
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Realm: Heaven. Local Tavern. Present Day - Pluto in Aquarius.
Moses leans over a polished bar with etched inscriptions and detailed markings shining subtle light from an ancient wood, warmly on his face.
His eyes stare at a small, modernized papyrus notepad. A bartender approaches and asks for his order.
“Elixir of Life. Neat. Goblet. And a shot of Earth fire. Candescent. Thank you,” he replies. A head nod. Then, Moses serenely returns to his notepad. A quill and ink rest on the bar counter as he studies a page.
The two front doors of an ornate, front-entry archway bolt open as a determined, self-possessed, empress waltzes through. Hurried limbs. Royal chaos. Dark hair. Waaaaaaaaaaay too much eyeliner 🙄.
“I, am Cleopatra,” the empress proclaims.
Moses looks over his shoulder and sizes her up, promptly returning to his quiet study and beverages. The entry doors of the tavern slam closed. She looks directly at Moses.
“And you shall be my teacher,” Cleopatra continues.
A beat...
Amused, his Mona Lisa smile communicates his sage-age. Cleopatra slightly shrinks beneath her performative confidence.
“Though honored, I am not taking direct disciples at this time. Instead, I will give you the gift of true light. It will teach you many things, if you have eyes to see,” says the prophet.
He motions to the bartender with a wink, “Another shot please.”
A few heavenly patrons, some quite famous, hear the commotion and gently listen in. Cleopatra looks at his contemplative and seemingly peaceful yet dangerous, righteous, and wise countenance. She quietly joins him at the bar, realizing she must be more brave and more true than ever before. She is softer now. They face each other.
“I am here to learn from you in service of my soul’s evolution. I must grow. Become perfect. Hold the most light. I need to understand this… ‘oneness’ of God, and so forth…” she confides in a low, emphatic whisper.
He takes in her words and considers both where she is, and her needs. “So I see. You will be given the gift of Light,” he repeats.
The bartender approaches again, eyes motioning questioningly towards Cleopatra.
“I’ll have a blue lotus gin martini. Entirely dirty. Entirely blue,” she responds.
Moses continues on. “And what you do with that Light is your choice. Child of God, Kalisa Augustine’s Expansion Program commences soon. You will begin in her tutelage.”
Cleo scoffs. “Hmm. And where is this…Kalisa?” She is skeptical.
He grins, “You do not yet trust. One day you will learn that ALL life is benevolence itself, conspiring in your favor. At the moment, she radiates on a planet the humans call Earth, way off in the far reaches of the Milky Way galaxy. Take heed, for it is known as the insane asylum of the known universes.” He chuckles, almost spewing his shot of fire all over the luminescent bar. A sigh…
“What a blasted doozy, that place. Ha! I’m telling you, your own brother will turn against you. Ah, as you well know… Stay on your toes, empress. The Light is Right. Be wise,” he subtly elbows her side in a half-jest to keep it all easy.
A mild panic. Cleopatra does not want to go back to Earth.
She gulps, “Well, you see, the thing is… I am all too familiar with—
“I know, I know child. Quite the mess you’ve left down there. However what you seek lies in the Earth realm.” Moses remains unbothered, a calm jovial. She takes a sip of her blue lotus martini and looks down at the floor timidly.
“Will… will they remember me?” she asks.
“Not at all. The history books will hold half truths, mythologies. Verily, you won’t even remember this particular self to which you cling. But… the healer, she will know. And indeed, a few of your peers, as well as foes, from that life will be incarnated. However, you will also encounter new souls to help you on your spiritual path. Turn them away, not. You’ll be fine. I promise.” He is reassuring in his fatherly tone.
“So… this, Kalisa, is my teacher?” she continues.
“Indeed,” he sweetly mutters as he pays his tab.
Be ready by the fountains of youth. The time is nigh. Your guardian angels and spirit guides will escort you at the divinely appropriate moment down the rainbow bridge after choosing your parents, family, and Earth School Curriculum.
Cleopatra is confused. Is the meeting over? Is he leaving?
“But, how will I find her?” Finally, her childlike heart is sincere. It’s endearing.
Moses looks across the bar and sees Jesus and Buddha rocking shades and hiding out in the corner behind some newspapers. Holy paparazzi is everywhere, God’s chosen gotta hide out. Moses flashes a JIM-FROM-THE-OFFICE sarcastic grin, towards them. They both give Moses dry, comedic, looks of acknowledgment.
Jesus rolls some telepathy towards Moses, “She must integrate both the lamb and the lion. The lamp of the soul is not yet awakened. She’s part of the path, bro.”
Buddha is silent. Typical…
Moses takes a breath and smiles at Cleo, “You need not worry about that. Child, there are no accidents nor can you dodge your destiny. And Cleopatra…” He becomes serious. “Know the difference between false power and true power. Do not ask others for what they cannot give; not even yourself. Neither demand nor force. And child— do not destroy life in violence. There will be no pouting ego tantrums stemming from a maniacal quest for dominance, lest I return to Earth herself, staff in hand. Fires blazing. Am I understood?”
Her eyes widen in fear. Busted.
You see, those of her kind have much to learn about power. But, now, she knows better. On the Earth plane, the divine act of greatness is to emanate holy love and great humility. Not dominate.
Right, right, right…. DON’T dominate… she remembers… Got it.
He laughs exuberantly, excited for the young neophyte. And with that, he suddenly disappears from his barstool out of thin air. Moses is gone.
And Cleopatra journeys to Earth to find, this …. “KALISA.”
fin.
THE EXPANSION PROGRAM 2024
The EXPANSION PROGRAM is a support container with Kalisa Augustine. Sessions are held weekly or every other week for 12 appointments.
Each session is 1 or 1.5 hrs via Zoom.
This 12 session series catalyzes immense life change. Most clients choose to continue their sessions with me after that program and stay on as regular or intermittent clients. Expansion clients are given first priority when booking one-off sessions. This is a powerful way to open the door to more. Consistency is key. Thereafter, it's your choice how far you want to walk down the path. To find out if THE EXPANSION PROGRAM is right for you, please contact my office.
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The virtual expansion session combines remote energy healing with the Stargate Crystal Bed and Brainspotting or Parts Therapy with counsel! It is a super easy way to stay on top of your healing, personal growth, and self care practices. I have hybridized the Expansion Session to work beautifully online. Heal from the comfort of your own home. We cover trauma, rewiring the brain, emotional processing, talk therapy, spiritual and practical strategy, how to expand in life, energy healing and tapping into the essence of brilliance that you already are.
I only have a couple spots available starting in mid - February. Please contact me if you are interested in working with me this spring into summer.
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Kalisa
P.S. It’s ok to not take everything so seriously 😉 Love y’all.