INTUITIVE GUIDANCE ⚡️, AUDIO NOTES 🎯, INTIMATE SALONS, LA ✨ + MUSHROOM & SOUND EXPERIENCES
Intuitive Guidance Session are back + cool offerings for the west coast 🌴
Hi, it’s Kalisa again.
There are new ways to work with me. Let me tell you all about it.
Firstly, I understand fully that people need to be heard and they need to learn how to listen. I have not been available the last several years for INTUITIVE GUIDANCE sessions, but I am now. The need was not there for some time. However, it is now.
I’ve been asked to open my voice for higher wisdom & lighter sessions, creating an opportunity for Angelic Guidance to come through as a teacher. So I’m offering INTUITIVE GUIDANCE sessions. I also have an audio note program for busy introverts like me, and am starting to work with people in small intimate groups in Hollywood and via 🍄 mushroom journeys in natural landscapes, outside of big cities. My special thing is: that I can help you maintain clean energy in a safe space while exploring higher realms of light and working with intergalactic intelligence as a God teacher. I always bring in sensory elements of Sound & Color. Pricing available upon request.
As most of you know, I am currently working with clients on a weekly bases (every other week is also available at this time) offering EXPANSION SESSIONS. These sessions are etheric workouts for cosmically royal athletes aka: human badasses wanting to totally transform and take it as far as God wants to. Owwww! It’s my highest and most powerful offering. I love my clients. And it’s not just work. It’s gold. I really care and treat it like a gift. There is a predestined, soul pact to expand together and I’m honored. I only work with people when the vibe is right and if, and only if, we are perfectly aligned. I am curated and steadfast in my intentionality here.
EXPANSION SESSIONS are process based growth containers which include: brainspotting, parts therapy from a neuro-experiential model, spiritual counsel, psychological counsel, energetic purification via my healing process, and virtual vibration therapy. All my sessions are conducted via zoom mainly, in person in LA, and during sporadic residencies in NYC. In person sessions are reserved for clients I know and trust. If I don’t know you, someone I trust has to vouch for you and there has to be a good feeling on both ends.
What I like about these processes is that they clean you out to the max. A sacred threshold is created where science, mystery, art and consciousness meet. Brainspotting and parts therapy take into account your emotional reality and patterns that have set in place, whether you want them or not. They support your ability to rewire your own neural networks resulting in a more positive and easy experience of life. I am here to help you take back your power. You face your fears, and create a magnificent temple through which your soul can most aptly operate. I used to be a yoga, meditation and spin instructor, as well as an actress, and an acting coach for kids in my 20s. I am all about preparing a high-level physical container for the magic energy that is you. This purification work supports the body and personality being in alignment with the higher self, as well as with love, beauty and health.
I only mess with the best. And usually the best of the best imbues itself with the sophistication of simplicity. It’s you, me, God, Light, science, Archangels, a stick and a couple of epic stones. I’ve got a lot of experience, and a specific system for seeing you clearly. Brave people work with me. Sincerely amazing and powerful people stick with it. Sometimes it’s hard, for sure. But, the inner work is what prepares you to hold the light that you want.
So, I did used to read energy for people. It’s a skill I have. I felt it might help. I would get into a state of being, and talk. I didn’t like being perceived as some roadside, snake oil selling, tinker-toad psychic. I esteem myself a philosopher, artist, and master of light. But, I did it anyways. I see easily into karmas, timelines, dimensions, and work in upper realms most of the time. It’s the reality of the mystic/hermit archetype. All of my creative writing and songwriting is done in higher states, after healing work, and while riding a whole lifestyle design hospitable to attracting creative inspiration. It’s like a whole thing. Shadow work is shadow work. Survival is survival. Luxury time is whatever. I. WANT! But… creative flow? Oh that’s a divine laboratory indeed. My favorite thing!
Back to channeling words of Light as a flow of creation: oftentimes the metaphysical narrative would help in someone’s understanding of the truth. Sometimes, it would distract them from the truth. I had to be careful. And more often than not, the information presented required an energetic process to correct the imbalance. So, we always ended up in the energy lab anyways, solving the problem. You know? So eventually— I moved all the work to energy, emotion and brain science processes.
People back then were like:
When am I getting married?
Where is my money?
Where is my sex?
I want babies. Can you talk to them? (yes btw).
Why is this asshole acting like an asshole? (do I really need to be intuitive to answer this…).
You know, the usual: sex, money, power, love. People would try to lie. It was cute.
Client A: “No, I didn’t do cocaine last night I have no idea what youre talking about. Wasn’t me…. “
Me: Dead stare, unimpressed. Awkward pause.
Client B: “No, I don’t talk to my ex anymore at all. I mean, where is my new person?”
Me: Okay, well, why is your ex dancing all over your sacral chakra like he owns your creative capacity? (energy work would be required here.)
Client B: (a beat…) I guess, we did, like, meet last Wednesday and it sort of got intimate but it didn’t mean anything and—"
Poof. Why are you sleeping with your ex when you want new sex, babe?
So, as you might have deducted, the work evolved into digging deeper with people around the ‘why’ behind the behavior.
The point isn’t what can I gleam from the energy field- gimme gimme, as if you are a narcissistic toddler extracting something you need, out of some sort of unconscious, lack-state assumption. People can get super addicted to psychics. What we are doing here in my house is having LIGHT TALKS. Socratic discussion. All intuitive. No agenda. The point is are you ready for truth that awakens, and can you accept whatever comes through and work with that? Whatever comes through, will be for you.
Before, people needed to get more serious. So we did. Now, we need to get Lighter. So we are lightening up. It’s cool. I’m nimble. Jedi Ballerina (Ava that’s for you). Let’s LIGHT TALK. I believe it’s time to talk to you guys again in service of sharing higher WORDS AND WORLDS OF LIGHT. If interested in INTUITIVE GUIDANCE SESSIONS, combining higher wisdom with practical counsel, please email me. However, if you KNOW you need an energy clearing, just be cool man. Book a clearing first. I dont like heavy sh%t hanging around when I am trying to commune with heaven. Do right, book your clearing first, then let’s talk. Come with intentions, areas of life to explore, a willingness to learn, and an open mind. The Holy Angels would like to teach through me, so… I… see. As I write, this, right now. Okay, okay I got it…. sheesh!
Kalisa is sighing. She thinks you won’t listen and is skeptical that this offering might be pointless. But we are going to prove her wrong. We need to speak and teach. We need to do it through her vehicle, and there are those of you who know you are meant to step forth and ask for support at this great time of change in your personal life. This is your sign to do so. If you’ve been wanting to reach out to Kalisa, do it now. We will ensure this part of the message is not deleted once she has completed this newsletter. She doesn’t like to channel publicly because, often, channels unintentionally lack purity and she does not want to be associated with any form of spiritual corruption. Also, Kalisa can be vain. She doesn’t always feel comfortable with the way her face looks or the way her voice sounds as she conveys our light language and communication. We would also like to teach her that healing can be easier and she is not responsible for the lot of your demons. Thank you. Come forth, those who are ready to hear from us. "
Damn. Well, busted… I want to delete that, but I won’t. I’ve been challenged. My guides and I are similar. But I suppose, this is why we work well together.
My current clients will tell you my voice carries seeds of light. Sometimes I’ll just be going off on a channeled rant and it looks like I am shooting light darts into the person. Oh my gosh, one time, on this date…. OH MAN! Nevermind! I’ll save it for the script.
My whole career, people have asked me to just talk. (My mic has been in storage for about 9 months. As soon as I organize my office I will record some audio notes for you guys again. In the meantime, there is an offering for personalized, voice notes explained below.) I am aware of the karmic consequence of improper speech. I take what I say, or don’t say, seriously. I really do my utmost to learn everyday, correct myself and honor truth as I convey information. Integrity is imperative.
But, again, people need to be heard, and they need to learn how to listen. Sometimes you just need that one person who you can talk to. In these INTUITIVE GUIDANCE SESSIONS, I will not intentionally clear your energy. There is no process. We just talk. That’s it. However, if your energy shifts as a beneficial consequence of the verbal processing, brilliant. If interested in working with my higher channel, tune into your heart and you’ll know if you are meant to work with me. I don’t want to work with people who aren’t aligned. A great session happens when it’s meant to be. Again, my number one suggestion for transformation is to book an initial consultation to see if you’re a good fit for THE EXPANSION PROGRAM. That is the most powerful offering. Period. We can actually change the station of your vibration, rewrite the past, change your brain, process your emotions and I intuitively guide and offer multidimensional wisdom from Spirit and the Holy Angels everyday in these EXPANSION SESSIONS. This is an ongoing, therapeutic container. Best for Highly Sensitive People, Neurodiversity, ADHD, Autism, Complex PTSD: otherwise known as CREATIVE MYSTICAL SOULS who are here to rock and roll.
However if you are just needing to talk or want temporary support (1-3 months), some of these offerings may be for you. Email me at hello@kalisaaugustine.come to start the conversation.
INTUITIVE GUIDANCE SESSIONS. These include: Energy Reading, Common Sense Counsel, Intuitive Channeling. I channel Light only. Not any entities or weird freaks in the astral. I am very strict on this one. This container is clean and pure. Nothing but God touches me. I am offering single sessions, 4 week containers, and 8 week containers. Containers = one session per week, or one session per week + unlimited AUDIO NOTES.
TALK TO ME: UNLIMITED AUDIO NOTES. Flat weekly fee. This is kinda like having me on tap. My besties love it! And it inspired me to offer a service for you guys. You can send a voice note and I will respond as soon as I can that day. It could be a 5 minute note, or a 20 minute note. Depends on what needs to be said. You cannot use my voice for your art, marketing or healing practice. You may not reshare, use AI in some fancy way to mimic me or repost my voice anywhere. My voice is for your ear, in private. Privacy is sexy. I will respond to voice notes during regular business hours. I can usually respond within 2-3 hours, though sometimes it may take longer. So, if you need the freedom to share thoughts, ask questions, and get mentorship via voice notes throughout your week and on your own time, this is like having an angel in your pocket during business hours. A mentor in your phone.
INTIMATE GROUP SALONS LA: This is the energy class, intimate and live, in LA. Sound Bath, Angelic energy cleansing, yogic movement, breathwork, spiritual teaching, grounding, and lightwork. It just feels good. During the pandemic I created a digital offering called Friday Night Lights. It was fun! Every Friday I would offer a little yoga, breathing, meditation, sound and visualization. Then I would clear everyone. And that turned into a mindfulness program I created for Google and their employees for the next year and a half. That corporate mindfulness program, turned into the energy class which is now in person only in LA. When I am in NYC next, I will offer it there as well. I prefer private, intimate settings. High touch. Attention to detail. If you’d like to book a small group for your friends, or join a monthly group salon, please contact me via email for further information. I prefer 3-7 ppl at a time in these intimate small group healings.
INTIMATE GROUP SALONS W/ PSILOCYBIN et SOUND. Same as above, but we will do it on mushrooms, under the stars, in nature. These are small, curated retreats produced upon request for you and your group, team, or family. I customize events to meet your needs and support the intention of the journey.
For all experiences of light, nature, sound, healing, truth teaching, or sensual somatic support - just email me and we will talk about it personally. We will assess what you need, and agree to a protocol and timeline.
I offer 20 min consultations.
Initial Consultations for the Expansion Program.
Get in touch about groups, groups on mushrooms, audio notes, or intuitive energy readings.
Much Love!
Kalisa
hello@kalisaaugustine.com or text me.